Anna: Mommy! Mommy! My bottom is itchy! It itches mommy! Make it stop itching!
Me: Let me see honey. Oh goodness, you have some nasty eczema going on here.
Anna: My bottom itches! Make it stop!
Me: Ok, eczema-butt, just a second, I will get you some cream.
Anna (incredulously): I don't have eggs on my butt!