Alicia suggested that I set my Facebook account to automatically post blog updates as notes. I pushed buttons for a while, which is how I usually figure out how to do things, and believe that I have the settings correct. Thanks for the suggestion! I did not know I could do that.
Now I have NO good excuse not to update my blog, which means that any future scoldings will be thoroughly deserved.
Wait...maybe I need to rethink this plan.