"Honey, do you smell acetone?"
I'm not sure there's really anything else to say.
Just in case you are wondering, yes that is nail polish. Yes, she reapplied her Sharpie eye liner and yes, that is how our bedroom carpet now looks.
Also, in an effort to curb these oh so amusing photo opportunities, I have purged my bathroom of anything and everything cosmetic. The next time you see me it will be sans makeup, nail polish, moisturizer etc. It's going to be a long winter.
Love to all!